Like an underwear fashion shoot for over 600 nubile hunks, White Party’s Heat Wave Pool Party at the historic National Hotel was every pool fantasy come to life. Clear the sky of clouds, kick the mercury to eighty—and toss in two dozen litters of playful boy puppies—and you’ve got fun in the sun all afternoon. With DJ Joe G. working the tables, sending out groove-licious summer beats, Heat Wave Pool Party was the porno remake of “Where the Boys Are”—and they were everywhere. Boyz and porn stars, sipping cocktails and batting beach balls and generally behaving as if life were an endless summer vacation. White Party sponsor O.N.E. (that delicious coconut, electrolyte-loaded elixir) handed out beach towels, while calendar models and cover boys mingled with local power peeps and glamoristas—making it, in truth, just another glorious day in Paradise, also known as Miami Beach.