This past
August, New Yorkers discovered that Mother
Nature had yet another weapon in her arsenal
of inclement weather: a sudden and violent
storm called a microburst that wreaks havoc
on the landscape—and last night at Roseland,
an even more fearsome microburst hammered
the crowd—and this one was called Peter Rauhofer. Emerging from an immense cloud
cover, following a thundering set by DJ
Paulo, Rauhofer threw down a tutorial on
drama, a lesson in theatrics complete with
lightning bolt lasers and an anthemic and
scream-filled “Sing With Me” as an opener
that seemed both apocalyptic and
inspirational—and surged through the
Roseland crowd like a blood transfusion.
Of course, this was Blood on the Dancefloor—and
by the time Zeus Rauhofer emerged from on
high, Paulo had been on a chainsaw tirade,
drawing blood, making blood, WORKing blood
with a pounding set that kept a crowd of
dismembered and barely-clothed boyz reaching
for the rafters and screaming for more.
Literally screaming. No joke. One might
think that after all these months, Kelly and
David’s “When Love Takes Over” might have
worn out its welcome—but not when Paulo had
his way with it, dissecting the love-filled
paean into steaming pieces and making it
more bass-driven and propulsive than an
erstwhile summer anthem.
With a set design encompassing a
stage-length, blood-splattered chainsaw, and
nettiing above the floor filled with bloody
body parts and severed heads (thereby giving
new meaning to the concept of a body parts
shop), and with an entire underworld team of
blood sports go-go boyz, Roseland resembled
nothing so much as your nightmare nightclub
in Hell. Even more than the set and the
video screen montage fracturing Rauhofer’s
visage with Chucky’s, it was the beautifully
ominous lighting and a hailstorm of lasers
by the demonically gifted triumvirate Darren Kawa,
Alan, and AJ, which
made this party analogous to a deliriously
rapid descent into the interior of the
planet’s core.
Screams punctuated the night. Blood-curdling
screams that spurred the crowd of ghouls to
dance even harder. Costumes, for the most
part, had long been tossed into the inferno,
leaving Alex B. and James as angels without
wings, and Jake and Billy as construction
WORKers, complete with Caution: Men @ WORK
signage, as well as a litter of bunnies,
wide-eyed as they wandered lost in Hell. All
the usual demons were in attendance,
including Chris and Eddie, Pat, Michael
Circuit Dancer 2.0, Tommy, JP, Vito Fun,
Frankie Aviance, Joe Carolina, South Beach
Carlos, as well as a surreal gaggle of
depraved club kids, led by the Reindeer King
Ralphy, all of whom appeared to be the
hallucinogenic progeny of Salvador Dali and
Morticia Addams.
With a courteous staff and the courtly James
doing door, as well as Rauhofer’s
crackerjack technical and support team,
Blood on the Dancefloor was a party that
never spilled blood unnecessarily. And when
Peter took over the crypt at three am, once
he’d made it perfectly clear who was in
complete control with his “Sing With Me”
opener, he followed with the query, “Are you
ready to dance, muthafuckas?” And dance they
did: like a crowd of red-shoed zombies
dancing to their graves to a set that
included “Paparazzi,” and Madonna, and
Peter’s righteous reworking of Cerrone’s
chestnut “Supernature,” a particularly
resonant remix given its timely message of
genetic mutation. Or as one song had it,
“What you need, what you want, what you
have”—it was all there at Blood on the
Dancefloor.
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