It was
forty-three years ago that the crème de la
crème of New York society turned out for the
legendary Black and White Ball thrown by
Truman Capote at the Plaza Hotel, a party
that became known as “the party of the
century.” Well, guess what—we’re in a new
century now, and the New Year’s Eve Black
and White Ball at the Chelsea Art Museum,
produced by Josh Wood, Tony Fornabaio and
Brandon Voss, the powerhouse triumvirate
behind the recent resurgence of New York
nightlife, proved that there’s a whole new
pack of sexy A-listers who know how to
carouse with as much panache and élan as
anyone on Truman’s guest list.
The invitation that went out with its
suggestive Bruce-Weber-like photographs
stated “just be hot, and preferably in black
or white”—and the boys who packed the
Chelsea Art Museum well before midnight were
exactly that: a fashion photographer’s dream
shoot. Dressed in velvet and satin, in tuxes
and knickers, leggings and leather, with
bowties and cufflinks, chains and
waistcoats, wearing watch fobs and
boutonnieres, these boys channeled Noel
Coward and Beau Brummel by way of P. Diddy,
resulting in a stunning display of
sartorially sexy sass (and ass).
Shequida was a vision in white satin and
feathers, and host Josh Wood equally
stunning in black tux—and stunning, too,
were the go-go boys wearing black top hats
and white cuffs (and very little else) who
populated the boxes strategically placed
around the massive main floor of the museum.
Mirror balls hung from the lighting trusses
as green lasers quivered and shivered over
the dance floor. The art had been
removed—the better to let the live statuary,
Adonis and David and their brethren, bump
and grind as spotlights shadowed their
exquisite silhouettes on the light-splashed
walls.
In short, to wander through this Black and
White Ball was to feel a part of a Hollywood
film with art direction by Vincente Minnelli
and rooms by Dorothy Draper. Welcome back,
glamour; we’re ready for our close-up.
Everyone was drinking—champagne and Absolut—and
eating black caviar in the VIP bar, from the
balcony of which we could watch DJ Lina working
the Lounge with her inimitable sexy deep
house blend. Mark Berkley mingled while
Damiano Frascaroli manned the bar with his
customary calm beauty as champagne corks
popped.
Meanwhile, on the Main Floor, DJ Corey Craig
was working through his arsenal of the
year’s most popular tracks, from Black-Eyed
Peas to Lady Gaga to Beyonce and beyond,
insuring that everyone on the floor was
singing along—and then counting down as
Shequida and her corps of sexy go-go boy
proctologists got ready to birth a new year.
Confetti bomb, champagne, kisses and
noisemakers—and everyone cheering the end of
a lousy decade and the start of the new.
Everyone was happy. Laughing and smiling—and
opening their pants. Yanking down their
britches, copping a feel. Exposing their
booty and grinning as they bared it. No more
Mr. Niceguys—apparently in this new year,
it’s all about Mr. SeewhatIgot and Mr.
Wantsome. Yes—and yes. Let’s make that
perfectly clear. Yes—it was all about yes.
Rumors flew; she was in the house—and she
was, wearing a gorgeous black-and-white gown
with stiletto heels. Ms. Deborah Cox took
the stage to roaring applause—and if she’d
wanted (but she didn’t) she could’ve
lip-synched the entire concert—because
everyone in the audience knew all the
words—and sang along with her. Songs like
“Easy As Life” and “Things Just Ain’t The
Same” and “Absolutely Not”—songs that might
well have been some of the best parts of the
past decade.
As Truman Capote wrote after the conclusion
of his Black and White Ball back in 1966,
“[it was] a galaxy of masked black and white
guests…whirling like a flurry of
snowflakes.” It was everything Capote wanted
it to be: “a party for my friends,” which is
what this year’s New Year’s Eve Black and
White Ball felt like: a party for those in
the know, who knew enough to follow the
vision of Josh Wood, Tony Fornabaio, and
Brandon Voss—and ring in a new decade with
sexy class. Here’s to 2010—and a whole lot
more fun from the three of them.
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