Due to
heightened security concerns in the US,
Santa’s sleigh couldn’t make it to Alegria
to deliver the décor—but in the end, what
did it matter? As we’ve all learned in a
miserable economy, what are a few less
presents under the tree when we’re
surrounded by family? As it was, Alegria New
Year’s Holiday delivered a streamlined,
sleek package of a party that showcased the
latest sounds in the evolution of the
musical maestros DJs Tony Moran and Abel.
The first thing we heard upon entering M2
was this year’s song of the year runner-up
(second only to Kelly Rowland’s ubiquitous
anthem): Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance”—and to
hear Tony Moran’s version was to witness how
he seduces his audience with hard
romanticism, a deep and soulful thundering
bass overlaid with a soaring melodic line.
Think of Tony’s set as the dance-floor
equivalent of a full-on pelvic pump in the
bedroom while some hottie murmurs in your
ear: lyrics like “Can You Feel It?/That
Sound,” “You Make Me Feel Sensational,”
“Just let me hold your body…” This was
seduction from the booth carried onto the
floor—and beyond.
For this year’s edition of Alegria Holiday,
the deejay booth was front and center on the
M2 stage—the better for the night’s Santas
to see who was naughty and nice. With the
packed floor pulsing like a multi-cellular
organism, lighting whiz kid Stephen Wyker
sent the light wheels whirling in an aurora
borealis frenzy of red and green—like search
lights beaming from the North Pole.
No one fills a floor like Alegria. Santa’s
elves in red Santa hats bounced and bumped
with girls in white glasses and boyz with
umbrellas and bright shiny hats, while a
babe in a red bikini and white knee-high
boots gave good booty from a box. Every
Alegria brings out boyz in costume and boyz
with props, so that, ultimately, the entire
party becomes an exercise in improvisational
theatre—and Alegria Holiday was an ongoing
show of realness.
To gaze around the club, boyz embracing,
clinging together, happy, carefree boyz
dancing with abandon, boyz on the boxes,
boyz lining the staircase, and the Alegria
bartenders breaking it down was to be
grateful for homo joy on the gene code.
If you’re lucky, you see it all again as if
for the first time—like several in
attendance who got their Alegria cherry
popped at Alegria New Year’s Holiday. One
woman had lived in NYC for ten years—and
this was her first Alegria (and you wanted
to say, “Honey, you’re just in time for the
tin-year anniversary) as well as two newbies
with DJ Sean McMahon. Welcome to the
family, newbies!
And there were Santa’s favorite helpers,
Adam Weaver and Steve Schreiber, as well as
Joon Wang, and superboy “Ricky” Perez, and
Jake Resnicow and DJ Billy Lacy, and Alex B.
and James C. and Ryan Z., and Andrew P. and
Miss Tres Ness and Michael Nguyen (working a
phone with cord) and Paul Zahn (answering a
banana) and Santa’s elf, Betto Mares, and
Incredible Pat, and Natty Nat, and Jesse and
Robert, and Christian, and Kristin Z. and
JD, and Charles and a whole bunch of others
both naughty and nice.
And meanwhile, Tony in the booth was sending
out “Arabian Nights,” with a rhythmic
thrust, a hip-jumping jiggle, and later,
vocals cajoling, “Take a breath, say it now,
show it now, you can see my heart, tear it
apart.” “Can you feel it? Can you see it?”
This was Tony’s new sound, the latest in his
ongoing evolution—and as lighting wiz (and
Moscow maven) Guy Smith put it, “A very
dynamic set.” Like the echo from distant
galaxies—as we sailed through the
universe—to the tune of “I Love You.” Over
and over again, “I love you, I love you.”
Beautiful to hear—lovely to witness: an
entire roomful of happy boyz singing along:
“I love you.”
And then it was time for Frenchie Davis, the
former American Idol contestant who showed
those judges she’s got more talent (and
tits) than they’ll ever have, singing her
latest hit, the Tony Moran track, “You Are.”
The just-released single comes from Tony’s
upcoming CD “Magic”—and Frenchie sang it out
with as much force and purpose as she did
the second act opener in “Rent” during her
tenure on Broadway.
There was also cake: birthday cake for
Tony—as Abel congratulated him and took over
the booth. “Let me see you shake,” Abel
commanded—with a bit of “Besito” and a
little “Cha Cha,” which generated a
collective cheer from the packed floor. Abel
rules. He throws down the beat and demands
that you catch it. Shake with it, bake with
it—and make it yours. That’s what he did
with the Axwell/Sunfreakz track “Counting
Down the Daze,” ripping it into pieces and
reassembling it to his liking. Or in the
words of one lyric, “Hey boy, where you
learn to funk like that?” And when he broke
into the eternal chestnut, the seminal track
of gay liberation, Gloria Gaynor’s “I Will
Survive,” Abel stripped the song down to the
lyric, “I learned how to get
along”—repeating it over and over, making it
a refrain for the times, a paean for living
in this world, by being both naughty and
nice.
Ten years of Alegria. Ten years of parties
like Alegria New Year’s Holiday. As one text
put it: Awesome. Alegria: it’s something to
celebrate. Here’s to another joyful Alegria
year. |