With skillful aplomb, Josh Wood Airlines brought its 747 groove jet in for a picture-perfect smooth landing at Simyone Lounge (formerly Lotus) in the Meatpacking District—and the sexy Sunday night bash tore up the place on its opening night. That’s right: the floorboards literally came unglued as birthday boy DJ/producer Hector Fonseca threw down a rambunctiously infectious set while lissome opener Miami-native DJ Theresa provided live percussion on her bongos.

Fresh from her galvanizing appearance at Pink Elephant the night before, Theresa got the party started with her sexy beats—the babe’s a triple hitter—before handing over the tables to Fonseca, who kept a roomful of sinfully sexy boyz stomping on those floorboards with his mash-ups of Pink, Britney, and Gaga (whose “Bad Romance” became a sing-along for everyone on the packed flight). Seen cruising through the night were DJ/singer Reed McGowan, DJ Billy Lace, Alex B. with his hottie posse, including superhero “Ricky” Perez, and Star Alvin Ailey, and Chris Vaughan, M.D., who gauged everyone’s mental health—as well as Mother Juan Aviance and Michael D’arinzio and Sky Host Marco Ovando and Jake Resnicow and Saint-at-Large pilot, Steve Pevner—and bad boy Andres Monteil, with his best bud 4eva, Francisco, both from Miami—and no less than half a dozen of New York’s sickest, most ridiculously gorgeous bartenders, working the aisles with their drink carts.

SL makes for a smooth, early Sunday evening flight—perfect for the boyz who catch a connecting flight to Greenhouse and Hiro—and Josh Woods Airlines should have no trouble filling its seats as the boyz unbuckle their seat belts for a glam ride through the Sunday night galaxy.