It was
the opium den of your fantasy: a
bordello-red pleasure dome hung with
gargantuan Chinese lanterns and a green
dragon so serpentine he required dissection
above the dance floor—and yet still that
dragon breathed fire, for this was Alegria
and this party was smoking.
The recent closure of Alegria’s home, M2,
forced Alegria producer, Ric Sena, to find a
new locale for his much-loved party—but just
as Kublai Khan built his Shang-tu, the
Alegria family found their Xanadu at Pasha
for Alegria Memorial Day.
Ten years ago, Alegria first made its mark
on the city of New York with steaming hot
parties on 46th Street at the club then
known as Sound Factory—and Sunday night’s
Memorial Day return to the scene of the
original firehouse recalled those marathon
events where the party burned so hot, the
paint would peel from the walls.
What do you get when you put a Brazilian and
a Portuguese in the same deejay booth? You
get HEAT. You get HOT. Hot, hot, hot: this
party was burning from the first beat, with
searing sets from both Renato Cecin and
Paulo that fired up the house and scorched
the roof.
All through the labyrinthine pleasure
palace, in every nook and cranny and every
hidden lounge, spread across three floors of
mischievous, frisky mayhem, the boyz were
jumping and strutting and strolling and
throwing it o-vah. This wasn’t kiki lite;
this was kiki to the railing, and up and
down the stairs, and all across the floor.
There were boys from Miami, from South Beach
and D.C., from Brazil and the Jersey shore:
a smorgasbord of dazzlers, working fans and
fezzes, and embroidered headgear, festooned
with golden dragons, and butterfly
suspenders, and all of them sending out
friendliness, radiating such happiness that
the entire club seemed to have overdosed on
unbottled bliss.
And right around five am, just after Cecin
served the crowd his fiercely contagious
remix of Fergie's "Meet Me Halfway," just
when it seemed as if Alegria had reached its
boiling point, along came that Portuguese
prince, Paulo, with the perfect segue, his
blazing remix of Xtina's "Not Myself
Tonight." Conflagration!
The fire burned out of control as the man in
the booth said, "I'm burning up." "You want
some pots-n-pans?" he asked. "Now let me see
you work." And the Nurse Cracker track
poured from the speakers, arms pumping the
air, and the cowbell clanged, and all the
girls sang "I Need A Soldier." And all
through the burning house, the lights blazed
red, yellow, green, and blue, thanks to the
wizardry of lighting magician, Stephen
Wyker.
Some parties are like a mega-dose of
multi-vitamins, a booster shot to the ass
that kick starts the circulation and sends
the energy skyrocketing—and this was one of
them. Sometimes it’s as simple as a sea of
smiling faces: such big smiles and such
white teeth—and the realization that these
people are happy, genuinely happy. Happy,
smiling boys like Corey Hill, and Tod and
Gorm, and Ricky Michael Perez, and Charles
and Moose, and DJ Billy Lace, and Score boyz
Billy and Luis, and DJ Sean McMahon, and Dr.
Rusty, and sinfully hot Abel, and Tre, and
Chris Ryan, and Erica Gabriel (working
Chanel), and DJ Eddie Martinez, and Betto
Mares-Kersnowski, and Nicky “Manchurian”
Nitichai—all rolling in the House of Hotties,
all fanning the flames.
“You have to work to get this good. Work to
be this good,” and yes, he was. He was so
very good, that Portuguese prince, that
Paulo—so good that one boy said to us, “Oh,
I hope Paulo’s giving out CDs. I don’t want
to let this go.” Understood. Completely.
There were bitch tracks and snitch tracks,
and all the while, the O-vahness posse was
turning it out and working the mezzanine
like it was a Balenciaga catwalk. “Better
than 1, 2, 4, 3, better than me”—it was
better than a bag of chips.
One thing this party made perfectly clear
was that Alegria makes its home wherever it
lands. It ain’t easy keeping a party going
in Manhattan these days, but thanks to
Sena’s acumen and the loyalty of the Alegria
family, Alegria still burns white-hot.
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